And now, from the specific bowel of the Internet known as the
910CMX Community, never before seen outside those harrowing halls, here is the
Second Writers' Contest, presented to you in its dramatic, diabolical, and eye-gouging entirety by Silver Blaze the Argentous and Apparently Redundant, and presided over by the esteemed
Kyr "the Crafty",
Yoni Wolf "the Lupinacious", and
frozenchicken "the Tasty Treat in a Box"!
Assembled by the benches are your contestants, preparing to demonstrate their mastery of metaphor and pugnaciousness of pun, wizards and wannabes of wording, in no particular order: the master of long-form loquacity,
thereisnosaurus; the balladeer of the, uh, blogosphere,
netpoet22; the creator of conscious characters,
Author; the assemblage of draconian pastries,
Daracaex; the exulted Emir of Eccentricity,
Elijah Sight; the
prize creator devotee of the Black Brew, artist extraordinaire,
DecafCoffee; the magician of the mundane,
Makkus; and the preferred transportation of the rich and famous,
Pvt. Jet.
Together, they will treat you to a once-in-a-lifetime experience, from which you will leave nodding your head in silent agreement or shrieking with your retinas in flames. But wait! You can get back at the contestants by registering your vote! First, ensure that you are a member of the
910CMX Community, then head over to our voting/critique thread and place a vote for the contestant you want to subject to instant and irrevocable forum fame. That person will, rest assured, wind up insane from all the attention, and you will get your revenge for that horrible migraine you got from reading. Sound good? No? Well, do it anyway.
The first round will end on
September 23, 2009. Voting begins once all judge reviews have been posted.
Be sure to vote, and enjoy the stories!